I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
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