I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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