Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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