we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
I currently don't understand fingers.
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
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