I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
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