next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
smell my finger.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
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