Those balls look pretty dangerous.
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
I don't deserve a penis
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
what the fuck happened to the tacos
Randomize
