On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
You were upset that she was flirting with your boyfriend so I thought the best game plan was to show her my boobs and get her to make out with me instead. I am the greatest friend on absinthe.
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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