Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I think I ordered pizza when I got home. The email said the delivery time was noon today. So if that shit shows up I am the most amazing drunk on the planet.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
Randomize
