I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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