thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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