i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
Randomize
