Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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