VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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