The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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