I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
My apartment stinks of burning failure
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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