We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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