They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
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