hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
Randomize
