And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
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