Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
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