In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
I would ride that face into the sunset
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
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