Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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