im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
I just cut my nipple shaving
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
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