let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I proposed and she said yes man.
You realize the irony of surrendering on independence day, right?
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
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