How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
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