Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
We played wedding bingo. I made out with the maid of honor and fucked one of the bride’s sorority sisters. But I needed to get with the groom’s cousin, a mother-in-law to be, or the wedding planner to win and I came up short.
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