Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
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