At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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