I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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