We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
I have post one night stand depression
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