dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
I look better un-naked...
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
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