The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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