By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
My most recent midlife crisis involved eating a doughnut in 30 seconds but taking 5 minutes to do half a shot of whiskey, then deciding I wasn't going to finish it.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
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