You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
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