I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
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