is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
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