We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
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