didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
Randomize
