I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
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