I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
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