Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
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