I felt like helen keller
But she could have totally found that shit before me
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
I didn't notice because vodka
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
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