I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
Randomize
