you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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