Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
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