I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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