what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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