so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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