What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I cant believe that bitch gave me herpes. she said those bumps were just a part of the natural landscape
wait, did she really refer to her vagina as a landscape?
why are you more concerned about her word choice than the fact that I HAVE FUCKING HERPES
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
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